{"id":3008,"date":"2021-10-11T06:50:59","date_gmt":"2021-10-11T06:50:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=3008"},"modified":"2021-10-11T07:03:08","modified_gmt":"2021-10-11T07:03:08","slug":"a-gorilla-dies-of-old-age-at-a-zoo-right-before-the-zoo-opens-it-is-the-only-gorilla-at-the-zoo-since-they-are-not-very-profitable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-gorilla-dies-of-old-age-at-a-zoo-right-before-the-zoo-opens-it-is-the-only-gorilla-at-the-zoo-since-they-are-not-very-profitable\/","title":{"rendered":"A gorilla dies of old age at a zoo right before the zoo opens. It is the only gorilla at the zoo since they are not very profitable."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>However, the gorilla is their most popular attraction by far, and they can&#8217;t afford to go a day without it. So the zoo owner asks one of his workers to wear a gorilla suit they have in storage for an extra $100 a day if he will go in the gorilla cage and pretend to be the gorilla until the zoo can afford a new one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Quickly, the new &#8220;gorilla&#8221; becomes the most popular craze at the zoo. 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