{"id":2995,"date":"2021-09-25T14:42:40","date_gmt":"2021-09-25T14:42:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2995"},"modified":"2021-09-25T14:50:17","modified_gmt":"2021-09-25T14:50:17","slug":"the-other-night-i-was-invited-out-for-a-night-with-the-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/the-other-night-i-was-invited-out-for-a-night-with-the-girls\/","title":{"rendered":"The other night I was invited out for a night with the &#8216;girls.&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The other night I was invited out for a night with the &#8216;girls.&#8217; I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, &#8216;I promise!&#8217; Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easily.<br>Around 3 a.m., a bit pissed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed&#8230; 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him &#8216;MIDNIGHT&#8217;&#8230; he didn&#8217;t seem pissed off in the least.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said &#8216;We need a new cuckoo clock.&#8217;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When I asked him why, he said, &#8216;Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said &#8216;oh shit.&#8217; Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/JokePin-3-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2997\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/JokePin-3-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/JokePin-3-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/JokePin-3-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/JokePin-3.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other night I was invited out for a night with the &#8216;girls.&#8217; I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, &#8216;I promise!&#8217; Well, the hours passed&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2997,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,34,15],"class_list":["post-2995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2995"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2995\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2999,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2995\/revisions\/2999"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}