{"id":2993,"date":"2021-09-25T14:38:20","date_gmt":"2021-09-25T14:38:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2993"},"modified":"2021-09-25T14:52:42","modified_gmt":"2021-09-25T14:52:42","slug":"a-teacher-walks-up-to-the-blackboard-and-writes-definitely","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-teacher-walks-up-to-the-blackboard-and-writes-definitely\/","title":{"rendered":"A teacher walks up to the blackboard and writes DEFINITELY"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>She turns to the class and says, &#8220;Today we&#8217;ll be looking at the word &#8216;definitely&#8217;. Definitely is when something is assured and there is no chance of doubt. 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