{"id":2978,"date":"2021-09-13T05:57:56","date_gmt":"2021-09-13T05:57:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2978"},"modified":"2021-09-13T06:14:04","modified_gmt":"2021-09-13T06:14:04","slug":"an-engineer-and-an-anti-vaxxer-were-walking-through-the-woods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/an-engineer-and-an-anti-vaxxer-were-walking-through-the-woods\/","title":{"rendered":"An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods when they came upon a bridge across a crocodile infested river.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The anti-vaxxer asked the engineer &#8220;What are the odds of us making it across that bridge safely?&#8221; The engineer took out his calculator and his tape measure, did a structural analysis and said &#8220;99.97% chance we&#8217;ll make it across that bridge safely.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The anti-vaxxer responded, without even thinking &#8220;Forget that, I&#8217;m swimming!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/JokePin-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2983\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/JokePin-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/JokePin-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/JokePin-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/JokePin.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods when they came upon a bridge across a crocodile infested river. The anti-vaxxer asked the engineer &#8220;What are the odds&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2983,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,15],"class_list":["post-2978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2978"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2978\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2985,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2978\/revisions\/2985"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2983"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}