{"id":2963,"date":"2021-08-23T17:12:38","date_gmt":"2021-08-23T17:12:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2963"},"modified":"2021-08-23T17:23:40","modified_gmt":"2021-08-23T17:23:40","slug":"an-atheist-goes-to-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/an-atheist-goes-to-heaven\/","title":{"rendered":"An atheist goes to heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Baffled and full of questions he is being shown around by God.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Why am I here? I am an atheist.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;That does not matter, all good people end up here.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As they pass by a gay couple kissing the atheist wonders<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Isn&#8217;t that a sin?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;That does not matter, all good people end up here.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They come by a Buddhist Monk, silently meditating.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Wait, so you even take in people who believe in other religions?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;That does not matter, all good people end up here.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Surprised, but intrigued the atheist looks around &#8211; when one last question comes to his mind<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;But where are all the Christians?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Well\u2026 all good people end up here.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/JokePin-47-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2972\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/JokePin-47-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/JokePin-47-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/JokePin-47-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/08\/JokePin-47.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Baffled and full of questions he is being shown around by God. &#8220;Why am I here? I am an atheist.&#8221; &#8220;That does not matter, all good people end up here.&#8221;&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2972,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,41,34,15],"class_list":["post-2963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-hilarious","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2963"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2973,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2963\/revisions\/2973"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2972"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}