{"id":2961,"date":"2021-08-23T17:09:55","date_gmt":"2021-08-23T17:09:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2961"},"modified":"2021-08-23T17:22:05","modified_gmt":"2021-08-23T17:22:05","slug":"a-policeman-was-interrogating-3-guys-who-were-training-to-become-detectives-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-policeman-was-interrogating-3-guys-who-were-training-to-become-detectives-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. &#8220;This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The first guy answers, &#8220;That&#8217;s easy, we&#8217;ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The policeman says, &#8220;Well\u2026uh\u2026that&#8217;s because the picture I showed is his side profile.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, &#8220;This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, &#8220;Ha! He&#8217;d be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>The policeman angrily responds, &#8220;What&#8217;s the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it&#8217;s a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, &#8220;This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He quickly adds, &#8220;Think hard before giving me a stupid answer.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, &#8220;The suspect wears contact lenses.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn&#8217;t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Well, that&#8217;s an interesting answer. 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