{"id":2934,"date":"2021-07-29T08:32:39","date_gmt":"2021-07-29T08:32:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2934"},"modified":"2021-07-29T08:45:49","modified_gmt":"2021-07-29T08:45:49","slug":"there-was-an-old-man-who-lived-by-a-forest-as-he-grew-older-and-older-he-started-losing-his-hair-until-one-day-on-his-deathbed-he-was-completely-bald-that-day-he-called-his-children-to-a-meetin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/there-was-an-old-man-who-lived-by-a-forest-as-he-grew-older-and-older-he-started-losing-his-hair-until-one-day-on-his-deathbed-he-was-completely-bald-that-day-he-called-his-children-to-a-meetin\/","title":{"rendered":"There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. 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