{"id":2929,"date":"2021-07-22T06:20:43","date_gmt":"2021-07-22T06:20:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2929"},"modified":"2021-07-22T06:25:24","modified_gmt":"2021-07-22T06:25:24","slug":"a-husband-notices-his-wifes-hearing-is-deteriorating-and-decides-to-visit-her-doctor-for-advice-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-husband-notices-his-wifes-hearing-is-deteriorating-and-decides-to-visit-her-doctor-for-advice-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A husband notices his wife\u2019s hearing is deteriorating and decides to visit her doctor for advice."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u201cI can\u2019t speak to my wife directly as she might find it offensive, given our old age\u201d he says to the doc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThere\u2019s a simple trick you can try to determine her hearing\u201d explains the doctor. \u201cSimply ask her a question at a distance and if she doesn\u2019t hear you, move slightly closer and ask again until she does\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That night, the husband arrives home and sees his wife in the kitchen cooking. He thinks to himself, \u201cwhat a perfect opportunity to test her hearing\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He stands in the doorway of the kitchen and promptly asks;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat\u2019s for dinner honey?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>No answer. He moves closer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat\u2019s for dinner honey?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Still no answer. He moves even closer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat\u2019s for dinner honey?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Still his wife doesn\u2019t answer. He now sees how serious her hearing problem is. At this point, he is stood right next to his wife.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat\u2019s for dinner honey?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cFOR THE FOURTH FUCKING TIME WE\u2019RE HAVING CHICKEN\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/JokePin-38-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2932\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/JokePin-38-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/JokePin-38-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/JokePin-38-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/07\/JokePin-38.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI can\u2019t speak to my wife directly as she might find it offensive, given our old age\u201d he says to the doc. \u201cThere\u2019s a simple trick you can try to&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2932,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[45,34,15],"class_list":["post-2929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2929"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2929\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2933,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2929\/revisions\/2933"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}