{"id":2900,"date":"2021-06-30T06:14:18","date_gmt":"2021-06-30T06:14:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2900"},"modified":"2021-06-30T06:29:09","modified_gmt":"2021-06-30T06:29:09","slug":"a-professor-a-ceo-and-a-janitor-are-in-a-forest-when-they-discover-a-magic-fairy-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-professor-a-ceo-and-a-janitor-are-in-a-forest-when-they-discover-a-magic-fairy-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The fairy says &#8220;I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else&#8217;s job for a day.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The professor says &#8220;I&#8217;ll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?&#8221; so he is teleported into a classroom. 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