{"id":2894,"date":"2021-06-30T06:09:12","date_gmt":"2021-06-30T06:09:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2894"},"modified":"2021-06-30T06:53:57","modified_gmt":"2021-06-30T06:53:57","slug":"a-man-wearing-a-ten-gallon-hat-and-leather-boots-goes-into-a-bar-and-sits-down-next-to-a-woman-are-you-a-real-cowboy-she-asks-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-man-wearing-a-ten-gallon-hat-and-leather-boots-goes-into-a-bar-and-sits-down-next-to-a-woman-are-you-a-real-cowboy-she-asks-him\/","title":{"rendered":"A man wearing a ten-gallon hat and leather boots goes into a bar and sits down next to a woman. &#8220;Are you a real cowboy?&#8221;, she asks him."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>He responds: &#8220;For all my life, I have been tamed and ridden horses. I have repaired fences, herded and tended to cows and caught escaped cows. I think it would make sense to call myself a cowboy.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To which she says: &#8220;Interesting. I myself am a lesbian. I wake up thinking about women, when I am in the shower I think about women, at night laying in bed I think about women. I constantly think about women.&#8221; They talk for a while, until she gets up and leaves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>An older couple enters the bar and sits down next to the cowboy. They eyeball him a short while and then muster up the courage to ask him:&#8221;Are you a real cowboy?&#8221;,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>to which he replies: &#8220;For all my life I thought I was a cowboy, but today I learned that I am in fact a lesbian.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/JokePin-35-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2922\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/JokePin-35-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/JokePin-35-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/JokePin-35-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/JokePin-35.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He responds: &#8220;For all my life, I have been tamed and ridden horses. 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