{"id":2890,"date":"2021-06-30T06:05:13","date_gmt":"2021-06-30T06:05:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2890"},"modified":"2021-06-30T06:59:08","modified_gmt":"2021-06-30T06:59:08","slug":"a-female-class-teacher-was-having-a-problem-with-a-boy-in-her-3rd-grade-class","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-female-class-teacher-was-having-a-problem-with-a-boy-in-her-3rd-grade-class\/","title":{"rendered":"A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her 3rd grade class."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The boy said, &#8220;Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister &amp; she&#8217;s in Grade 4&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Grade 4.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Principal: What is 3+3?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Boy: 6.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Principal: 6+6.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Boy: 12.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Grade 4 immediately. The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Boy: Legs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Madam: What is in your trousers that I don&#8217;t have?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Boy: Pockets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Madam: What starts with a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Boy: Coconut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>Madam: What goes in hard &amp; then comes out soft &amp; sticky?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The principal&#8217;s eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Boy: Bubble gum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Boy: Tent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The principal was looking restless.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Boy: Wedding ring.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Madam: I come in many sizes. When I&#8217;m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Boy: Nose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Madam: I have a stiff shaft. 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