{"id":2867,"date":"2021-05-31T12:18:43","date_gmt":"2021-05-31T12:18:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2867"},"modified":"2021-06-09T09:25:57","modified_gmt":"2021-06-09T09:25:57","slug":"fred-came-home-from-university-in-tears-mum-am-i-adopted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/fred-came-home-from-university-in-tears-mum-am-i-adopted\/","title":{"rendered":"Fred came home from University in tears. &#8220;Mum, am I adopted?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8220;No of course not&#8221;, replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results. No match for any of his relatives, and strong matches for a family who lived the other side of the city.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Perturbed, his mother called her husband. &#8220;Honey, Fred has done a DNA test, and&#8230; and&#8230; I don&#8217;t know how to say this&#8230; he may not be our son.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Well, obviously!&#8221; he replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;What do you mean?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;It was your idea in the first place&#8221; her husband continued. &#8220;You remember, that first night in hospital when the baby did nothing but scream and cry and scream and cry. On and on. And you asked me to change him.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I picked a good one I reckon. Ever so proud of Fred.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/JokePin-24-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2870\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/JokePin-24-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/JokePin-24-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/JokePin-24-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/JokePin-24.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;No of course not&#8221;, replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing? Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results. No match for any of his relatives, and&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2870,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,34,15],"class_list":["post-2867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2867"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2867\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2873,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2867\/revisions\/2873"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2870"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}