{"id":2859,"date":"2021-05-22T08:00:24","date_gmt":"2021-05-22T08:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2859"},"modified":"2021-05-22T08:00:27","modified_gmt":"2021-05-22T08:00:27","slug":"the-world-leading-expert-on-wasps-is-walking-down-the-street-when-he-passes-a-record-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/the-world-leading-expert-on-wasps-is-walking-down-the-street-when-he-passes-a-record-store\/","title":{"rendered":"The world leading expert on wasps is walking down the street when he passes a record store."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In the window he sees a record called &#8220;wasps of the world, and the sounds they make&#8221;. Intrigued, he walks into the store. He says to the shopkeeper &#8220;I&#8217;ll have that wasp record in the window please. You know I&#8217;m the world leading expert in wasps, there are thousands of different species of wasp, and I can identify any one of them just by listening to the sound it makes!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He smiles smugly as the shopkeeper fanes interest. The wasp expert pays and leaves. When he gets home he puts the record on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Bbzzzzzzzzz&#8221; it goes, but the man is stumped, he doesn&#8217;t know what type of wasp this is! He waits for the next track.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Bbbbzzzzzzzzzzzz&#8221; and again, he can&#8217;t identify which species of wasp this is!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It gets to the fifth track and he breaks down in tears. He can&#8217;t identify a single wasp yet he thought he was the world&#8217;s leading expert! 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