{"id":2856,"date":"2021-05-22T07:56:21","date_gmt":"2021-05-22T07:56:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2856"},"modified":"2021-05-22T07:56:22","modified_gmt":"2021-05-22T07:56:22","slug":"a-large-corporation-hires-a-tribe-of-cannibals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-large-corporation-hires-a-tribe-of-cannibals\/","title":{"rendered":"A large corporation hires a Tribe of cannibals&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>And they tell them: &#8220;You have full rights as employees, but you&#8217;re not allowed to eat anybody.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Things go well for several weeks and then the CEO calls the Tribe into his office. The CEO says:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Somebody has been reported missing. Did you eat them?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The chief of the Tribe checks with his people and says:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;No sir, we have not eaten anybody. 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