{"id":2845,"date":"2021-05-01T12:26:39","date_gmt":"2021-05-01T12:26:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2845"},"modified":"2021-05-01T12:32:11","modified_gmt":"2021-05-01T12:32:11","slug":"teacher-if-i-gave-you-2-cats-and-another-2-cats-and-another-2-how-many-would-you-have","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/teacher-if-i-gave-you-2-cats-and-another-2-cats-and-another-2-how-many-would-you-have\/","title":{"rendered":"Teacher: &#8220;If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Johnny: &#8220;Seven.&#8221; Teacher: &#8220;No, listen carefully&#8230; If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?&#8221; Johnny: &#8220;Seven.&#8221; Teacher: &#8220;Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?&#8221; Johnny: &#8220;Six.&#8221; Teacher: &#8220;Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?&#8221; Johnny: &#8220;Seven!&#8221; Teacher: &#8220;Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!&#8221; Johnny: &#8220;Because I&#8217;ve already got a freaking cat!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/JokePin-17-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2847\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/JokePin-17-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/JokePin-17-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/JokePin-17-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/JokePin-17.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Johnny: &#8220;Seven.&#8221; Teacher: &#8220;No, listen carefully&#8230; If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?&#8221; Johnny: &#8220;Seven.&#8221; Teacher: &#8220;Let me put&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2847,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[45,34,15],"class_list":["post-2845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2845"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2848,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2845\/revisions\/2848"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2847"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}