{"id":284,"date":"2019-04-20T13:05:23","date_gmt":"2019-04-20T13:05:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=284"},"modified":"2019-05-20T17:35:43","modified_gmt":"2019-05-20T17:35:43","slug":"a-husband-notices-his-wifes-hearing-is-deteriorating-and-decides-to-visit-her-doctor-for-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-husband-notices-his-wifes-hearing-is-deteriorating-and-decides-to-visit-her-doctor-for-advice\/","title":{"rendered":"A husband notices his wife\u2019s hearing is deteriorating and decides to visit her doctor for advice."},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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\u201cI can\u2019t speak to my wife directly as she might find it offensive, given our old age\u201d he says to the doc.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I said, “What – no bacon or sausages or burgers or anything?”.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

That night, the husband arrives home and sees his wife in the kitchen cooking. He thinks to himself, \u201cwhat a perfect opportunity to test her hearing\u201d.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

He stands in the doorway of the kitchen and promptly asks;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat\u2019s for dinner honey?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

No answer. He moves closer.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat\u2019s for dinner honey?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Still no answer. He moves even closer.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat\u2019s for dinner honey?\u201d
Still his wife doesn\u2019t answer. He now sees how serious her hearing problem is. At this point, he is stood right next to his wife. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Still his wife doesn\u2019t answer. He now sees how serious her hearing problem is. At this point, he is stood right next to his wife.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat\u2019s for dinner honey?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cFOR THE FOURTH FUCKING TIME WE\u2019RE HAVING CHICKEN\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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