{"id":2829,"date":"2021-04-06T07:02:22","date_gmt":"2021-04-06T07:02:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2829"},"modified":"2021-04-06T07:07:51","modified_gmt":"2021-04-06T07:07:51","slug":"a-man-lays-sprawled-across-three-entire-seats-at-a-posh-theater-before-the-show-has-even-started-an-usher-walks-by-and-notices-the-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-man-lays-sprawled-across-three-entire-seats-at-a-posh-theater-before-the-show-has-even-started-an-usher-walks-by-and-notices-the-man\/","title":{"rendered":"A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theater. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u201cSir, you&#8217;re only allowed one seat, can you please sit up?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The man groans, but stays where he is. 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