{"id":2827,"date":"2021-04-06T07:01:38","date_gmt":"2021-04-06T07:01:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2827"},"modified":"2021-04-06T07:09:45","modified_gmt":"2021-04-06T07:09:45","slug":"a-man-and-his-wife-are-awakened-at-3-oclock-in-the-morning-by-a-loud-pounding-on-the-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-man-and-his-wife-are-awakened-at-3-oclock-in-the-morning-by-a-loud-pounding-on-the-door\/","title":{"rendered":"A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o&#8217;clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The man gets up and goes to the door, where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. &#8220;Not a chance!&#8221; screams the husband. &#8220;It&#8217;s three o&#8217;clock in the morning!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He slams the door and returns to bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Who was that?&#8221; asked his wife.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Just some drunk guy asking for a push.&#8221; he answers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Did you help him?&#8221; she asks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;No, I did not! 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