{"id":2822,"date":"2021-03-28T06:25:56","date_gmt":"2021-03-28T06:25:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2822"},"modified":"2021-03-28T06:27:27","modified_gmt":"2021-03-28T06:27:27","slug":"a-girl-tells-her-mother-after-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-girl-tells-her-mother-after-school\/","title":{"rendered":"A girl tells her mother after school"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u2018Mum, I got a gold star today for reciting the whole alphabet! The rest of my class only knows 3 or 4 letters!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2018Well done darling\u2019 the girl\u2019s mother replies. \u2018That\u2019s because you\u2019re blonde.\u2019 After returning from school the next day the girl tells her mother \u2018I am the smartest student in my maths class! I can count up to 15! Everyone else stopped at about 5\u2019 \u2018Well done\u2019 replies the mother again. \u2018That\u2019s because you\u2019re blonde.\u2019 <\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>The following day, the girl says to her mother. \u2018Mum, today we measured our chests in class and mine is the largest! Is that because I\u2019m blonde?\u2019 \u2018No darling, that\u2019s because you\u2019re 18.\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/JokePin-16-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2823\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/JokePin-16-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/JokePin-16-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/JokePin-16-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/JokePin-16.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2018Mum, I got a gold star today for reciting the whole alphabet! The rest of my class only knows 3 or 4 letters! \u2018Well done darling\u2019 the girl\u2019s mother replies&#8230;. <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2823,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,34,15],"class_list":["post-2822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2822"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2822\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2824,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2822\/revisions\/2824"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2823"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}