{"id":2819,"date":"2021-03-28T06:22:45","date_gmt":"2021-03-28T06:22:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2819"},"modified":"2021-03-28T06:22:45","modified_gmt":"2021-03-28T06:22:45","slug":"a-girl-goes-into-the-doctors-office-for-a-checkup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-girl-goes-into-the-doctors-office-for-a-checkup\/","title":{"rendered":"A girl goes into the doctor&#8217;s office for a checkup."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red &#8216;H&#8217; on her chest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;How did you get that mark on your chest?&#8221; asks the doctor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he&#8217;s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love,&#8221; she replies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. 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