{"id":2804,"date":"2021-03-20T06:18:05","date_gmt":"2021-03-20T06:18:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2804"},"modified":"2021-03-20T06:18:06","modified_gmt":"2021-03-20T06:18:06","slug":"i-had-twelve-bottles-of-whisky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/i-had-twelve-bottles-of-whisky\/","title":{"rendered":"I had twelve bottles of whisky&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8230;and my wife told me to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else!<br>So, I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass&#8230; which I drank.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I extracted the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with the exception of one glass&#8230; which I drank.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I pulled the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink, with the exception of one glass&#8230; which I drank.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I then withdrew the cork from the fourth sink and poured the bottle down the glass&#8230; which I drank.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it and threw the rest down the glass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork from the bottle. 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