{"id":2793,"date":"2021-03-06T06:48:23","date_gmt":"2021-03-06T06:48:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2793"},"modified":"2021-03-06T07:07:09","modified_gmt":"2021-03-06T07:07:09","slug":"three-english-men-were-in-a-bar-and-spotted-an-irish-man-one-of-the-guys-said-he-was-going-to-bug-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/three-english-men-were-in-a-bar-and-spotted-an-irish-man-one-of-the-guys-said-he-was-going-to-bug-him\/","title":{"rendered":"Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irish man. One of the guys said he was going to bug him."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>He walked over to the Irish man and tapped him on the shoulder. &#8220;Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a real tosser.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh really, hmm, didn&#8217;t know that.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Puzzled, the English man walked back to his buddies. &#8220;I told him St. Patrick was a tosser and he didn&#8217;t care!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You just don&#8217;t know how to set him off. Watch and learn.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The second English man walked over and tapped the Irish man on the shoulder. &#8220;I hear your St. Patrick was a wanker!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh, wow, I didn&#8217;t know that, thank you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>Shocked beyond belief, the English man went back to his buddies. &#8220;You are right, he is unshakable!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The third English man said: &#8220;No, no, no, I will really bug him, you just watch.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The English man walked over to the Irish man, tapped him on the shoulder and said: &#8220;I hear your St. Patrick was an Englishman!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYeah, that&#8217;s what your buddies were trying to tell me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>EDIT: This joke initially was written with the offensive comments stating that St. Patrick was a \u201csissy\u201d and a \u201ctransvestite.\u201d This joke was found online and I thought the overall arc of the joke was funny (thus I shared it). <\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>I did not realize how offensive the words above might be to the LGBTQ+ community as some of the comments below indicate. 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