{"id":2777,"date":"2021-02-20T06:18:07","date_gmt":"2021-02-20T06:18:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2777"},"modified":"2021-02-20T06:28:45","modified_gmt":"2021-02-20T06:28:45","slug":"a-man-walks-out-to-the-street-and-catches-a-taxi-just-going-by-he-gets-into-the-taxi-and-the-cabbie-says-perfect-timing-youre-just-like-frank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-man-walks-out-to-the-street-and-catches-a-taxi-just-going-by-he-gets-into-the-taxi-and-the-cabbie-says-perfect-timing-youre-just-like-frank\/","title":{"rendered":"A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, &#8220;Perfect timing. You&#8217;re just like Frank.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Passenger: &#8220;Who?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cabbie: &#8220;Frank Feldman&#8230; he&#8217;s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Passenger: &#8220;There are always a few clouds over everybody.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cabbie: &#8220;Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone, and danced like a Broadway star. And you should have heard him play the piano! 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