{"id":2755,"date":"2021-02-09T13:36:17","date_gmt":"2021-02-09T13:36:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2755"},"modified":"2021-02-09T13:47:34","modified_gmt":"2021-02-09T13:47:34","slug":"the-day-after-his-wife-disappeared-in-a-kayaking-accident-in-the-bay-of-fundy-nova-scotia-a-man-answered-his-door-to-find-two-grim-faced-mounties-we-know-its-late-sir-but-we-have-some-inform","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/the-day-after-his-wife-disappeared-in-a-kayaking-accident-in-the-bay-of-fundy-nova-scotia-a-man-answered-his-door-to-find-two-grim-faced-mounties-we-know-its-late-sir-but-we-have-some-inform\/","title":{"rendered":"The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay Of Fundy, Nova Scotia , a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties. &#8220;We know it&#8217;s late, sir, but we have some information about your wife,&#8221; said one of the Mounties."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8220;Tell me! Did you find her!?&#8221; the husband shouted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Mounties looked at each other. One said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.. 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