{"id":2739,"date":"2021-01-18T05:40:01","date_gmt":"2021-01-18T05:40:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2739"},"modified":"2021-01-18T05:44:11","modified_gmt":"2021-01-18T05:44:11","slug":"three-friends-are-in-a-hotel-room-in-soviet-russia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/three-friends-are-in-a-hotel-room-in-soviet-russia\/","title":{"rendered":"Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The first two men open a bottle of vodka, while the third is tired and goes straight to bed. He is unable to sleep however, as his increasingly drunk friends tell political jokes loudly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After a while, the tired man gets frustrated and walks downstairs for a smoke. He stops in the lounge and asks the receptionist to bring tea to their room in five minutes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The man walks back into the room, joins the table, leans towards a power outlet and speaks into it:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Comrade major, we want some tea to room 62 please.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>His friends laugh on the joke, until there is a knock on the door. The receptionist brings a teapot. His friends fall silent and pale, horrified of what they just witnessed. 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He wonders why he was spared.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The receptionist responds:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Well, comrade major did quite like your tea joke.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-7-1-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2742\" width=\"196\" height=\"294\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-7-1-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-7-1-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-7-1-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-7-1.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 196px) 100vw, 196px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The first two men open a bottle of vodka, while the third is tired and goes straight to bed. 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