{"id":2737,"date":"2021-01-18T05:39:18","date_gmt":"2021-01-18T05:39:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2737"},"modified":"2021-01-18T05:45:44","modified_gmt":"2021-01-18T05:45:44","slug":"the-son-of-a-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/the-son-of-a-bitch\/","title":{"rendered":"The son of a bitch"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Henry was doing maths homework, saying to himself&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;2+5, the son of a bitch is 7&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;3+6, the son of a bitch is 9&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>His mother heard this &amp; asked, &#8221; Henry ! What is this nonsense you are doing?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Oh Mom. Don&#8217;t disturb. I am doing my maths homework&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>Mom: &#8220;Is this how your teacher taught you?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Yes mom &#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Infuriated mother picked up her cell phone and called the teacher:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Are you teaching maths to children by saying&#8230; 2+2, the son of a bitch is 4?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There was silence for a moment<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then the teacher started laughing :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;What I taught them was&#8230; 2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-8-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2744\" width=\"211\" height=\"317\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-8-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-8-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-8-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-8.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 211px) 100vw, 211px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Henry was doing maths homework, saying to himself&#8230; &#8220;2+5, the son of a bitch is 7&#8221; &#8220;3+6, the son of a bitch is 9&#8221; His mother heard this &amp; asked,&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2744,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,34,15],"class_list":["post-2737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2737"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2745,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2737\/revisions\/2745"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}