{"id":2734,"date":"2021-01-18T05:38:02","date_gmt":"2021-01-18T05:38:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2734"},"modified":"2021-01-18T05:47:35","modified_gmt":"2021-01-18T05:47:35","slug":"three-lawyers-and-three-engineers-are-travelling-by-train-to-a-conference","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/three-lawyers-and-three-engineers-are-travelling-by-train-to-a-conference\/","title":{"rendered":"Three lawyers and three engineers are travelling by train to a conference."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The three lawyers buy a ticket each while the engineers by only one. The lawyers laugh at the engineers crying how can three people travel by train using only one ticket. The engineers respond with \u201cyou\u2019ll see\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They all board the train and the lawyers take a seat while the engineers cram into the bathroom. The train departs and soon after the conductor comes around collecting everyone\u2019s tickets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He gets to the bathroom and knocks on the door. \u201cTickets please\u201d. The door opens just a bit and a hand shoots out with the ticket. The conductor take it and moves onto the next person.The lawyers think this is ingenious and decide to try it for themselves in the way back from the conference.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>However on the return home while the lawyers were buying their single ticket, the notices the engineers weren\u2019t buying any. They asked \u201chow are three of you going to travel with out a ticket\u201d. The engineers respond with \u201cyou\u2019ll see\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The lawyers cram into the bathroom and the engineers cram into one nearby. Shortly after the train leaves the station one of the engineers come out of their bathroom and go over to the lawyers one. They knock on the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201ctickets pls\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-9-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2746\" width=\"210\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-9-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-9-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-9-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-9.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 210px) 100vw, 210px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The three lawyers buy a ticket each while the engineers by only one. 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