{"id":2732,"date":"2021-01-18T05:36:51","date_gmt":"2021-01-18T05:36:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2732"},"modified":"2021-01-18T05:49:47","modified_gmt":"2021-01-18T05:49:47","slug":"500-bricks-on-a-plane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/500-bricks-on-a-plane\/","title":{"rendered":"500 bricks on a plane"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Q. There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off, how many left?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A. 499<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Q. What are the 3 simple steps of putting an elephant in a refrigerator?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A. Open refrigerator, put elephant in, close refrigerator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Q. What are the 4 simple steps of putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A. Open refrigerator, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close refrigerator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>Q. It&#8217;s the lions birthday and he invites everyone in the jungle. Everyone turns up but one animal, what animal is it and why?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A. The giraffe, he&#8217;s in the refrigerator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Q. Sally is an explorer. She is walking through a jungle when suddenly she comes across a crocodile infested river. There are no bridges over it. Sally swims over and is not bitten by a single crocodile. How?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A. All the crocodiles are at the lions party.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Q. Sally dies anyway, why?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A. She is hit in the head by a brick.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-10-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2748\" width=\"174\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-10-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-10-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-10-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-10.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 174px) 100vw, 174px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q. There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off, how many left? A. 499 Q. What are the 3 simple steps of putting an elephant in a refrigerator?&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2748,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,34,15],"class_list":["post-2732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2732"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2732\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2750,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2732\/revisions\/2750"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}