{"id":2726,"date":"2021-01-08T06:25:44","date_gmt":"2021-01-08T06:25:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2726"},"modified":"2021-01-18T05:38:28","modified_gmt":"2021-01-18T05:38:28","slug":"cancer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/cancer\/","title":{"rendered":"Cancer!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Karen: Doctor, I&#8217;ve not been feeling well lately<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doctor: Well, I&#8217;ve looked at your lab reports and I&#8217;m afraid I have some bad news&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Karen: Don&#8217;t give me this lab nonsense, you bureaucratic paper pusher! I don&#8217;t believe Western medicine anyways! I&#8217;ve been following homeopathic medicine, faith-based approaches, and healing crystals all my life, and they never let me down. Now, will you do things my way, or do I need to talk to the hospital management?<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>Doctor: Sure, sure, lady. We&#8217;ll do things your way. Does an astrology-based approach work for you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Karen: That&#8217;s better! Of course, it would!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doctor: What&#8217;s your birth sign?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Karen: Cancer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doctor: Well what a fucking coincidence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>PS: it&#8217;s my Cake day, I am Cancer (July), I am a doctor, I hate quacks! It fits.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-6-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2727\" width=\"238\" height=\"356\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-6-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-6-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-6-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/JokePin-6.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 238px) 100vw, 238px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Karen: Doctor, I&#8217;ve not been feeling well lately Doctor: Well, I&#8217;ve looked at your lab reports and I&#8217;m afraid I have some bad news&#8230; Karen: Don&#8217;t give me this lab&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2727,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,34,15],"class_list":["post-2726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2726"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2726\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2728,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2726\/revisions\/2728"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2727"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}