{"id":2708,"date":"2020-12-30T08:30:40","date_gmt":"2020-12-30T08:30:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2708"},"modified":"2020-12-30T08:30:41","modified_gmt":"2020-12-30T08:30:41","slug":"a-shooting-club-was-holding-a-competition-the-winner-was-to-get-a-somewhat-ugly-trophy-the-second-placed-shooter-a-crate-of-champagne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-shooting-club-was-holding-a-competition-the-winner-was-to-get-a-somewhat-ugly-trophy-the-second-placed-shooter-a-crate-of-champagne\/","title":{"rendered":"A shooting club was holding a competition. The winner was to get a somewhat ugly trophy, the second-placed shooter &#8211; a crate of champagne."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>By the end of the final round, two shooters were tied for first place, so they were told to do a tiebreaker round &#8211; 5 shots at maximum distance. To keep things more dramatic, they had to shoot at the same time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>After both had stopped firing and were awaiting the results, one shooter turned to his rival and said with a little smile: &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, pal. I put all five shots in the wall.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, too,&#8221; replied the other, &#8220;because I put all of mine into your target.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/JokePin-4-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2709\" width=\"198\" height=\"297\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/JokePin-4-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/JokePin-4-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/JokePin-4-768x1152.png 768w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/JokePin-4.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 198px) 100vw, 198px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By the end of the final round, two shooters were tied for first place, so they were told to do a tiebreaker round &#8211; 5 shots at maximum distance. To&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2709,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[34,15],"class_list":["post-2708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2708"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2710,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2708\/revisions\/2710"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2709"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}