{"id":2705,"date":"2020-12-30T08:28:30","date_gmt":"2020-12-30T08:28:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2705"},"modified":"2020-12-30T08:36:19","modified_gmt":"2020-12-30T08:36:19","slug":"i-proposed-to-my-russian-girlfriend-and-she-said-yes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/i-proposed-to-my-russian-girlfriend-and-she-said-yes\/","title":{"rendered":"I proposed to my Russian girlfriend and she said yes!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>For the wedding, my whole family and friends flew over to her home town of Moscow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>It was a beautiful ceremony, however I did find some things strange. For instance, the priest never said, &#8220;You may now kiss the bride&#8221;, but I just assumed it was purely an American thing and didn&#8217;t mind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Later during the reception, we were both starving and decided to head over to the buffet to get food. 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