{"id":2659,"date":"2020-11-27T06:43:37","date_gmt":"2020-11-27T06:43:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2659"},"modified":"2020-11-28T04:19:46","modified_gmt":"2020-11-28T04:19:46","slug":"a-guy-well-call-him-chris-dies-and-goes-to-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-guy-well-call-him-chris-dies-and-goes-to-heaven\/","title":{"rendered":"A guy, we&#8217;ll call him Chris, dies and goes to heaven."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>He&#8217;s greeted by St. Peter, who welcomes him and invites him to take the tour. They walk through a peaceful town with everybody living happily together: the Presbyterians, the Baptists, the Methodists, Eastern Orthodox, non-denomimational, etc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>Then they get to a huge walled-off area. St. Peter asks Chris to whisper as they go past. &#8220;What&#8217;s behind the wall? And why do we need to whisper?!&#8221; says Chris.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s where the Catholics live. They think they&#8217;re the only ones here.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/jokePin-2-1-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2660\" width=\"224\" height=\"336\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/jokePin-2-1-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/jokePin-2-1-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/jokePin-2-1.png 735w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s greeted by St. Peter, who welcomes him and invites him to take the tour. They walk through a peaceful town with everybody living happily together: the Presbyterians, the Baptists,&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2660,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,34,15],"class_list":["post-2659","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2659"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2659\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2661,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2659\/revisions\/2661"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}