{"id":2652,"date":"2020-11-21T06:54:34","date_gmt":"2020-11-21T06:54:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2652"},"modified":"2020-11-21T06:54:36","modified_gmt":"2020-11-21T06:54:36","slug":"a-55-year-old-lady-suddenly-started-learning-to-swim-instead-of-her-usual-routine-of-going-to-a-temple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-55-year-old-lady-suddenly-started-learning-to-swim-instead-of-her-usual-routine-of-going-to-a-temple\/","title":{"rendered":"A 55 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to a temple !!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Everyone was curious and asked her: &#8220;why the change in your interest to swimming now a days?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: &#8220;Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel with each other my Daughter-in-law always asks my son : &#8211; &#8220;If your mom and I fall into water, whom will you save first?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>A few days later husband and wife were quarrelling again and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked: &#8221; now tell me! If your mom and I fall into water, whom will you save first?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Husband replied: &#8220;I don&#8217;t have to get into the water, my mom knows to swim, she will save you.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wife refused to relent: &#8220;No, you have to jump into the water, and have to save one of us&#8221;. 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