{"id":2569,"date":"2020-10-08T06:27:12","date_gmt":"2020-10-08T06:27:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2569"},"modified":"2020-10-08T06:29:15","modified_gmt":"2020-10-08T06:29:15","slug":"a-teacher-goes-for-a-long-walk-on-the-beach-she-finds-a-shiny-magic-lamb-picks-it-up-and-rubs-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-teacher-goes-for-a-long-walk-on-the-beach-she-finds-a-shiny-magic-lamb-picks-it-up-and-rubs-it\/","title":{"rendered":"A teacher goes for a long walk on the beach. She finds a shiny magic lamb, picks it up, and rubs it."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>There is a puff of blue smoke and a genie pops out. \u201cYou have three wishes. I can give you anything in the world. If I fail, I must become your personal genie for eternity.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The teacher thinks for a moment and says, \u201cFor my first wish, I want jewels. Silver, gold, platinum, whatever you have.\u201d Poof! The jewels appear.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cFor my second wish, I want karma. Lots of karma.\u201d Poof! The karma appears.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The genie stares at the teacher, waiting for the third wish. \u201cI can give you anything in the world,\u201d he says again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The teacher thinks for a long time. \u201cAs a teacher, I always hated careless mistakes from my students. I noticed that I accidentally wrote \u2018lamb\u2019 instead of \u2018lamp.\u2019 Please correct my mistake.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The genie moaned in anguish. \u201cThis is Reddit,\u201d he shouted. Once you post it, you can\u2019t edit the title.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cIn that case,\u201d the teacher smiled, \u201cIt looks like I\u2019ve got myself a genie for eternity.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/jokePin-3-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2571\" width=\"184\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/jokePin-3-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/jokePin-3-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/jokePin-3.png 735w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 184px) 100vw, 184px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is a puff of blue smoke and a genie pops out. \u201cYou have three wishes. I can give you anything in the world. If I fail, I must become&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2571,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,34,15],"class_list":["post-2569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2569"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2572,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569\/revisions\/2572"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2571"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}