{"id":2565,"date":"2020-10-08T06:24:11","date_gmt":"2020-10-08T06:24:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2565"},"modified":"2020-10-08T06:25:24","modified_gmt":"2020-10-08T06:25:24","slug":"two-canadians-die-and-end-up-in-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/two-canadians-die-and-end-up-in-hell\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Canadians Die and End Up In Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. 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