{"id":2551,"date":"2020-10-01T06:43:44","date_gmt":"2020-10-01T06:43:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2551"},"modified":"2020-10-01T06:47:09","modified_gmt":"2020-10-01T06:47:09","slug":"a-man-drives-a-train-in-bulgaria-one-day-he-falls-asleep-driving-and-runs-over-someone-walking-on-the-tracks-well-his-case-goes-to-court-and-he-gets-the-death-sentence-for-murder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-man-drives-a-train-in-bulgaria-one-day-he-falls-asleep-driving-and-runs-over-someone-walking-on-the-tracks-well-his-case-goes-to-court-and-he-gets-the-death-sentence-for-murder\/","title":{"rendered":"A man drives a train in Bulgaria. One day, he falls asleep driving and runs over someone walking on the tracks. Well, his case goes to court, and he gets the death sentence for murder"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>So, he\u2019s on death row and the executioner approaches him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat would you like for your last meal?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI would like a banana please.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The executioner thinks it\u2019s weird, but shrugs and gives him a banana. The guy eats his banana, waits a while, and gets strapped into the electric chair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>When the flip the switch, nothing happens! In Bulgaria, such an act of divine intervention means you get released.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A few months go by, and the train driver has been working for a new company. Well, old habits die hard, and he falls asleep again, killing 2 people this time. The court has no patience for recklessness, so he ends up on death row again. After a while, the same executioner from last time approaches him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYou again? Dang! What do you want this time?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cTwo bananas please.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The executioner shrugs and hands him two bananas. A bit weird, but whatever. There\u2019s no way he can cheat death twice! But, when they flip the switch, nothing happens again. The train driver walks a second time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Some time passes, and the executioner is very busy. After another few months, the same dude shows up, apparently having run over 3 people with a train. Exacerbated, the executioner approaches him for the third time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cLet me guess. Three bananas?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cActually yes! How did you know?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cToo bad! This has gone on long enough. No more bananas! Today you fry.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, the train driver gets strapped into the chair with no last meal. 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