{"id":2490,"date":"2020-09-02T06:01:32","date_gmt":"2020-09-02T06:01:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2490"},"modified":"2020-09-02T06:09:33","modified_gmt":"2020-09-02T06:09:33","slug":"a-mom-takes-her-daughter-to-the-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-mom-takes-her-daughter-to-the-doctor\/","title":{"rendered":"A mom takes her daughter to the doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The doctor says, \u201cOkay, what seems to be the problem?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The mother says, \u201cIt\u2019s my daughter Suzie. She keeps getting these cravings, she\u2019s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The doctor gives Suzie a good examination, and then turns to the mother and says, \u201cWell, I don\u2019t know how to tell you this, but Suzie is pregnant. About 4 months would be my guess.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>The mother says, \u201cPregnant?! &nbsp;She can\u2019t be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! &nbsp;Have you, Suzie?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suzie says, \u201cNo mom! 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