{"id":2475,"date":"2020-08-26T12:12:46","date_gmt":"2020-08-26T12:12:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2475"},"modified":"2020-08-26T12:14:44","modified_gmt":"2020-08-26T12:14:44","slug":"the-first-female-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/the-first-female-president\/","title":{"rendered":"The first female president"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The year is 2028 and the United States has elected the first woman as well as the first Jewish president, Sarah Goldstein.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She calls up her mother a few weeks after Election Day and says, &#8220;So, Mom, I assume you&#8217;ll be coming to my inauguration?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t think so. 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