{"id":2452,"date":"2020-08-11T11:00:41","date_gmt":"2020-08-11T11:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2452"},"modified":"2020-08-11T11:03:20","modified_gmt":"2020-08-11T11:03:20","slug":"jane-and-erica-are-talking-in-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/jane-and-erica-are-talking-in-heaven\/","title":{"rendered":"Jane and Erica are talking in heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>&#8220;How did you die?&#8221; Jane asks Erica.<br>She replies, &#8220;I froze to death.&#8221;<br>&#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s terrible!&#8221; says Jane.<br>&#8220;It wasn&#8217;t too bad, after a while you start to get a sort of peaceful feeling, just before you black out. How did you die?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Well,&#8221; she says, &#8220;I suspected my husband was cheating so one day I came home early to catch him, but he was just watching TV. So I turned the entire house upside-down looking for another girl, and in the end I got a massive heart attack from exhaustion.&#8221;<br>&#8220;Too bad you didnt look in the freezer,&#8221; said Erica, &#8220;Or we might both still be alive.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/jokePin-14-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2455\" width=\"228\" height=\"341\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/jokePin-14-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/jokePin-14-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/jokePin-14.png 735w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 228px) 100vw, 228px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;How did you die?&#8221; Jane asks Erica.She replies, &#8220;I froze to death.&#8221;&#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s terrible!&#8221; says Jane.&#8220;It wasn&#8217;t too bad, after a while you start to get a sort of peaceful&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2456,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,34,15],"class_list":["post-2452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2452"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2452\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2457,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2452\/revisions\/2457"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2456"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}