{"id":2450,"date":"2020-08-11T10:59:37","date_gmt":"2020-08-11T10:59:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2450"},"modified":"2020-08-11T11:05:55","modified_gmt":"2020-08-11T11:05:55","slug":"a-young-couple-get-married-and-have-their-first-night-together-in-their-new-home-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-young-couple-get-married-and-have-their-first-night-together-in-their-new-home-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A young couple get married and have their first night together in their new home."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>As they are undressing for bed, the husband hands the wife his pants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Here, try these on,&#8221; he says.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;What? Why?&#8221; she says.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Just put them on,&#8221; he insists.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;They&#8217;re way too big,&#8221; she says. &#8220;I can&#8217;t wear those.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s right,&#8221; he says. &#8220;I wear the pants in this marriage. Don&#8217;t you forget it.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Got it,&#8221; she says, slipping off her panties and handing them to him. &#8220;Here, try these on.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He holds them up and sees how tiny they are.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Are you kidding?&#8221; he says. &#8220;I can&#8217;t get into your panties!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s right. And that&#8217;s the way it&#8217;s going to stay until your attitude changes.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/jokePin-15-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2458\" width=\"223\" height=\"334\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/jokePin-15-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/jokePin-15-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/jokePin-15.png 735w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 223px) 100vw, 223px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As they are undressing for bed, the husband hands the wife his pants. &#8220;Here, try these on,&#8221; he says. &#8220;What? Why?&#8221; she says. &#8220;Just put them on,&#8221; he insists. &#8220;They&#8217;re&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2458,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,34,15],"class_list":["post-2450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2450"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2459,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2450\/revisions\/2459"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}