{"id":2448,"date":"2020-08-11T10:58:52","date_gmt":"2020-08-11T10:58:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2448"},"modified":"2020-08-11T11:09:08","modified_gmt":"2020-08-11T11:09:08","slug":"the-troubles-of-foreigners-in-canada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/the-troubles-of-foreigners-in-canada\/","title":{"rendered":"The troubles of foreigners in Canada"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;This is an outrage,&#8221; he complained. &#8220;The faucet marked &#8216;C&#8217; gave me boiling water.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;But, Monsieur, &#8216;C&#8217; stands for chaud \u2013 French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Wait a minute,&#8221; roared the patron. &#8220;The other tap is also marked &#8216;C&#8217;.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;Of course,&#8221; said the manager. &#8220;It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/jokePin-16-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2461\" width=\"244\" height=\"365\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/jokePin-16-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/jokePin-16-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/jokePin-16.png 735w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 244px) 100vw, 244px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A patron in a Montreal restaurant turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. &#8220;This is an outrage,&#8221; he complained. &#8220;The faucet marked &#8216;C&#8217; gave me boiling water.&#8221;&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2461,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,34,15],"class_list":["post-2448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2448"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2448\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2462,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2448\/revisions\/2462"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}