{"id":2442,"date":"2020-08-11T10:55:52","date_gmt":"2020-08-11T10:55:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2442"},"modified":"2020-08-11T11:19:19","modified_gmt":"2020-08-11T11:19:19","slug":"a-man-with-hearing-problems-crashed-his-car-into-an-expensive-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-man-with-hearing-problems-crashed-his-car-into-an-expensive-car\/","title":{"rendered":"A man with hearing problems crashed his car into an expensive car,"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The owner of the expensive car walks out of his house and says \u201cgive me 10.000 dollars or I\u2019ll beat the hell out of you!!\u201d The man replies \u201cWoah woah buddy I don\u2019t have that much, but let me call my son he trains dolphins\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The man calls his son and right as he was about to talk the owner of the expensive car yanks the phone out of his hand and says \u201cSo you train dolphins? <\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>Well bring me 10.000 dollars or I\u2019ll beat your dad!\u201d, the son answers \u201cOkay give me 15 minutes and I\u2019ll be there.\u201d 15 minutes later the son pulls up with a jeep and out comes 10 men which start beating the owner of the car. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Meanwhile the son walks over to his father and says \u201cDad I train Seals not dolphins.\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/jokePin-19-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2467\" width=\"218\" height=\"326\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/jokePin-19-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/jokePin-19-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/jokePin-19.png 735w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 218px) 100vw, 218px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The owner of the expensive car walks out of his house and says \u201cgive me 10.000 dollars or I\u2019ll beat the hell out of you!!\u201d The man replies \u201cWoah woah&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2467,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,34,15],"class_list":["post-2442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2442"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2469,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2442\/revisions\/2469"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}