{"id":2430,"date":"2020-08-04T08:27:28","date_gmt":"2020-08-04T08:27:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2430"},"modified":"2020-08-04T08:31:17","modified_gmt":"2020-08-04T08:31:17","slug":"i-think-im-going-to-lose-my-drivers-license","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/i-think-im-going-to-lose-my-drivers-license\/","title":{"rendered":"I think, I&#8217;m going to lose my drivers license&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>and all just because of a stupid police officer&#8230; The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Officer: &#8220;License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me: &#8220;I assure you, I did not drink anything.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>Officer: &#8220;Ok, let&#8217;s do a little test! 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