{"id":2420,"date":"2020-07-22T09:46:18","date_gmt":"2020-07-22T09:46:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2420"},"modified":"2020-07-22T09:46:22","modified_gmt":"2020-07-22T09:46:22","slug":"a-united-states-marine-was-deployed-to-afghanistan-while-he-was-there-he-received-a-dear-john-letter-from-his-girlfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-united-states-marine-was-deployed-to-afghanistan-while-he-was-there-he-received-a-dear-john-letter-from-his-girlfriend\/","title":{"rendered":"A United States Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a &#8220;Dear John&#8221; letter from his girlfriend."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To add injury to the insult, she said she wanted back the picture of herself that she had given him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In all, he got more than 25 pictures of various women (some with clothes and some without).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He then mailed them to his now-former girlfriend with the following note:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/jokePin-24-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2421\" width=\"170\" height=\"254\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/jokePin-24-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/jokePin-24-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/jokePin-24.png 735w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 170px) 100vw, 170px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. To add injury to the&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2421,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,34,15],"class_list":["post-2420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2420"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2420\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2422,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2420\/revisions\/2422"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}