{"id":2413,"date":"2020-07-17T06:19:06","date_gmt":"2020-07-17T06:19:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2413"},"modified":"2020-07-17T06:19:06","modified_gmt":"2020-07-17T06:19:06","slug":"3-men-die-and-go-to-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/3-men-die-and-go-to-heaven\/","title":{"rendered":"3 men die and go to Heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>St Peter meets them and starts reviewing their files.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He starts talking to the first guy: \u201cI see that you lived a good life, but you cheated on your wife 30 times. That\u2019s not very good, but not bad enough to send you to hell. So you can stay in heaven, but you\u2019ll have to be driving around in a 40 year old beat up pick up truck as a punishment. So you\u2019re free to go.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>He moves on to the second guy : \u201cYou lived a good life, but you cheated on your wife 10 times. Well, it isn\u2019t too bad, so you can stay in heaven, but your ride will be a 20 year old Toyota, it\u2019s not glamorous, but hey, shouldn\u2019t have cheated.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Finally he starts talking to the third guy : \u201cHoly crap, you lived a good life and never cheated on your wife. Well, my friend, you deserve this brand new Ferrari! Go on, enjoy heaven!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>A month passes, and the 3 guys meet up- The first 2 guys are really enjoying heaven, despite the fact that they\u2019re driving crappy cars, but the 3rd guy is really sad. So they ask him : \u201cYou\u2019re in Heaven, driving a Ferrari, would could you possibly be sad about? \u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWell, on my way here I saw my wife on roller skates\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/jokePin-10-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2414\" width=\"218\" height=\"326\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/jokePin-10-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/jokePin-10-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/jokePin-10.png 735w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 218px) 100vw, 218px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>St Peter meets them and starts reviewing their files. 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