{"id":2403,"date":"2020-07-14T17:31:33","date_gmt":"2020-07-14T17:31:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2403"},"modified":"2020-07-14T17:31:34","modified_gmt":"2020-07-14T17:31:34","slug":"a-woman-joins-a-country-club-and-when-she-hears-the-guys-talking-about-their-golf-round-she-says-i-played-on-my-colleges-golf-team-i-was-pretty-good-mind-if-i-join-you-next-week-no-one-want","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-woman-joins-a-country-club-and-when-she-hears-the-guys-talking-about-their-golf-round-she-says-i-played-on-my-colleges-golf-team-i-was-pretty-good-mind-if-i-join-you-next-week-no-one-want\/","title":{"rendered":"A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, &#8220;I played on my college&#8217;s golf team. I was pretty good. 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