{"id":2394,"date":"2020-06-27T13:04:10","date_gmt":"2020-06-27T13:04:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2394"},"modified":"2020-06-27T13:04:11","modified_gmt":"2020-06-27T13:04:11","slug":"two-men-are-walking-their-dogs-a-doberman-and-a-chihuahua-when-they-see-a-restaurant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/two-men-are-walking-their-dogs-a-doberman-and-a-chihuahua-when-they-see-a-restaurant\/","title":{"rendered":"Two men are walking their dogs (a doberman and a chihuahua) when they see a restaurant."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>They&#8217;re pretty hungry, do they decide to head in for a bite to eat. Unfortunately, they see a sign out front that says &#8220;NO DOGS ALLOWED&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The man with the doberman says &#8220;I know what to do, just follow my lead.&#8221; He throws on a pair of sunglasses and walks in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>The waiter tells him &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry sir, we don&#8217;t allow dogs here.&#8221; The man says &#8220;Oh, you don&#8217;t understand. 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