{"id":2373,"date":"2020-06-17T06:37:42","date_gmt":"2020-06-17T06:37:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2373"},"modified":"2020-06-17T06:37:43","modified_gmt":"2020-06-17T06:37:43","slug":"an-old-man-is-selling-watermelons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/an-old-man-is-selling-watermelons\/","title":{"rendered":"An old man is selling watermelons&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. &#8220;That&#8217;d be 3 dollars&#8221;, says the old man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>As the young man is walking away, he turns around, grins, and says, &#8220;Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, &#8220;People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/jokePin-17-683x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2374\" width=\"224\" height=\"335\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/jokePin-17-683x1024.png 683w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/jokePin-17-200x300.png 200w, https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/jokePin-17.png 735w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/figure>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10 A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. &#8220;That&#8217;d be 3 dollars&#8221;, says the old man. The young&#8230; <!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2374,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[3,45,34,15],"class_list":["post-2373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jokes","tag-funny-story-around-the-world","tag-haha","tag-jokes","tag-lol"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2373"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2375,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2373\/revisions\/2375"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2374"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}