{"id":2364,"date":"2020-06-08T11:23:48","date_gmt":"2020-06-08T11:23:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2364"},"modified":"2020-06-08T11:23:49","modified_gmt":"2020-06-08T11:23:49","slug":"a-cop-pulls-over-an-old-lady-for-speeding-on-a-highway-he-asks-for-her-drivers-license-and-registration","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/a-cop-pulls-over-an-old-lady-for-speeding-on-a-highway-he-asks-for-her-drivers-license-and-registration\/","title":{"rendered":"A cop pulls over an old lady for speeding on a highway. He asks for her driver&#8217;s license and registration."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>When she opens her wallet, he notices a conceal-carry permit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He asks, \u201cMa\u2019am, do you have a weapon in your possession at this time?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She responds &#8220;I&#8217;ll bet you $100 you can&#8217;t guess the answer to that question&#8221; as she slaps a crisp bill on her dashboard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>The cop rubs his chin and thinks for a moment and then says &#8221; OK lady, I&#8217;ll take that bet.&#8221; He guesses that she has a .38 Special in her purse. And a .45 in her glove box. And a 9mm Glock in the center console. And a shotgun in the trunk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cHowever did you guess that young man?&#8221; The old lady says grasping her pearls.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You see ma&#8217;am,&#8221; the cop said snatching up the hundred-dollar bill, &#8220;This is Reddit. 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