{"id":2361,"date":"2020-06-08T11:21:52","date_gmt":"2020-06-08T11:21:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/?p=2361"},"modified":"2020-06-08T11:21:52","modified_gmt":"2020-06-08T11:21:52","slug":"three-guys-go-in-for-a-job-interview","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.getfunwith.com\/story\/three-guys-go-in-for-a-job-interview\/","title":{"rendered":"Three guys go in for a job interview."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The first guy goes in and kicks ass, best job interview he\u2019s ever done in his life. End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBy the way, do you notice anything strange about me?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYeah,\u201d says the guy\u2026 \u201cYou don\u2019t have any EARS, man!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sorry, says the interviewer, but I\u2019m very sensitive about my ears, I\u2019m afraid you\u2019re not the right person for this job, get the hell out of my office!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The second guy goes in, it\u2019s the same thing, he is doing amazing, best job interview ever. Talks himself into 20K a year more than the advertised salary. End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBy the way, do you notice anything strange about me?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cYeah,\u201d says the guy\u2026 \u201cYou don\u2019t have any EARS, man!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sorry, says the interviewer, but I\u2019m very sensitive about my ears, I\u2019m afraid you\u2019re not the right person for this job, get out of my office!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So the third guy\u2019s about to go in, but the first and second guy stop him and warn him \u201cHey, I don\u2019t care how good you\u2019re doing, how comfortable you feel, don\u2019t say ANYTHING about his ears, he\u2019ll throw you right out!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So the third guy goes in. Again, same thing, an AMAZING interview. End of the interview comes around, the interviewer says:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBy the way, do you notice anything strange about me?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Third guy looks real close, squints his eyes a bit and says \u201cYeah. You wear contact lenses, don\u2019t you?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n <div style=\"margin-top:50px; margin-bottom:5px; text-align:center; color:#c1bdbd;\">ADVERTISEMENT<\/div>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- Jokes -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6695910881285465\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"9339555086\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\r\n<\/br><\/br><\/br>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWOW!\u201d says the interviewer, \u201cThat is REALLY perceptive of you! 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